June 1, 2002
I was able to catch up with Jake and
meet his lovely future wife and the RV made it out of Ohio safely with
the newly repaired windshield wipers and I have been back in LA now
for a few weeks and trying to get back to normal. Spent the first week
sleeping not unlike a narcoleptic. Also checked in often with Glenn
and Suzanne who informed me of a few highlights and lowlights and I
was able to glean the following:
1. Toronto-Glenn led the crowd on one of his walkabout singalongs and
stopped in an alleyway where the Police were parked. I thought for
sure the story was going to continue with Glenn being led away in
handcuffs for disturbing the peace but was pleasantly surprised to
learn that the cops actually were singing along to the words and let
Glenn climb aboard the car while they turned the lights on! Just
between you and I, the Rick Springfield reference of the Don’t Talk to
Strangers video immediately popped into my head but I daren’t share
that with anyone else.
2. Glenn drove the RV through the streets of NYC giving his pals a Big
Apple Tour of their very own. Having experienced Glenn’s ‘interesting’
driving skills and risk assessment, I would have to say that this
would have been a white knuckle tour.
3. Zan ended up spraining her left ankle. Crossing over some roadworks,
her foot got stuck in some big crater and as she twisted her ankle,
fell head first into freshly laid tar. Poor thing called me up to tell
me of the bad news. "Guess what just happened?" was her first question
to me. I think this is a bad way to start since there were so many
unbelievable things that happened on the tour so far. With a Glenn
Tilbrook tour, you just never know! I went through every scenario:
Glenn sprained his other ankle, he wrecked the RV, he got arrested for
busking, the RV broke down, Glenn broke down, etc….Then she told me.
Poor little thing. She phoned me from the Soho Grand Hotel where her
foot was elevated with ice and I felt so unbelievably sorry for her
that I wanted to hop on a plane and take care of her. The next best
thing to being there was CORN. Clearly. So, I called up Café Habana in
the Village (corner of Prince and Elizabeth) and had them deliver CORN
to Zan and Glenn with a Get Well Soon scrawled on the delivery menu.
You’ll notice that the Soho Grand Hotel is linked on this site…well,
it’s because they were overly generous to us when we stayed there
while we were making the movie. Please go and stay there if you go to
NY. Lovely people and the hotel is full of Squeeze loving staff!
4. They blew a tire as they were pulling into a rest area which
luckily, had a service station nearby. They were late to the New
Jersey gig but were dealing with the whole thing with typical good
humor.
5. They encountered a swarm of bees which caused them to find dead
bees everywhere afterwards. According to Pete, the king of pest
control on both sides of the Atlantic, they were killer bees but I
don’t know if he was telling tall tales. Any bee is a killer bee to me
and I was actually grateful that I wasn’t a part of the "When insects
ATTACK!" episode.
6. Glenn nearly drowning. I hope he doesn’t mind me telling this
story: Staying at Bill’s holiday beach home, Glenn thought it might be
clever to take a refreshing dip in the sea to cure his hangover. Well,
he was right. Nothing like a near death experience to sober you up. As
he swam back to the dock, he realized that he had no energy
whatsoever. Thankfully, he was able to struggle to the ladder but
found he couldn’t summon any energy to climb up. Add to this, the
embarrassment of everyone watching him from the house. I made the joke
that he must’ve had a Captain Kirk-like moment of:
"Can’t…find…strength…need…help!" The ladder was covered in barnacles
and since Glenn had the upper body strength of a kitten, was forced to
drag himself up against the ladder, cutting and scraping his entire
body in the process. He mustered a final burst of energy to throw
himself up onto the dock and then limped meekly back to the house
where Jeff apparently stood and said, "That wasn’t exactly Man from
Atlantis was it?" It still makes me laugh as I think about it.
6. The last night of the tour in Nashville! I got a phone call at
around 1am West Coast time from Suzanne who was feeling very merry.
(could it be that they were calling me at 3am????) She was very sweet
and said that she wanted to call to wish me a happy end of the tour!
Steve Poltz then got on the phone and slurringly shent hish love to me
among other thingsh. He then passed the phone over to Glenn. I’d like
to relay our conversation for you now.
Amy: |
"Hey Glenn….It’s the end of the tour!" |
Glenn: |
pause… "Yesh." |
Amy: |
How was the gig? |
Glenn: |
pause…. "Good." |
Amy: |
How are you feeling? |
Glenn: |
pause…. "mmmm… tired." |
Amy: |
"It sounds like you guys are having fun there in Nashville." |
Glenn: |
pause… "mmmm…. yesh." |
Amy: |
"Awwww…
I wish I was there with you!" |
Glenn: |
pause… "mmmm…. do too." |
Amy: |
"uh….okay…um…" |
Glenn: |
"Aim, I hafftogonow.fuggingluffyoubye." |
To be fair, he sounded utterly
exhausted and trashed but happy. He’s a man of few words that
Glenn….until you get him onstage and then you can’t shut him up. Bless
him.
What else is new besides the end of Glenn's infamous Spring tour?
I have just seen Elvis Costello and the Imposters rock the heck out
here in LA on two different occasions and it was unbelievably amazing.
He had some horrible band called Autoloux open up for him and I
couldn’t help but think how great it would’ve been to have Glenn open
up on these dates. I was struck with the groovy marketing idea of
printing out some flyers with the Glenn movie site on them as well as
info on Glenn’s solo album and then passing them out to the Elvis
fans. Similar target audience, right? Cue me spending an eternity at
Kinko’s til the wee hours and getting 2000 fantastic flyers made up!
My friends Suzanna and Matt helped me stand on Hollywood Blvd. And
pass them out to all Elvis concert goers. The Kodak theatre wouldn’t
let us pass them out inside or we could’ve gotten the word out to a
lot more people but we did what we could and if it gets one person to
be aware of Glenn’s solo work then it will be worth it. Encountered a
lot of people who weren’t aware that Glenn was out and about in the
music community but once I told them that not only was he out and
about but he was going to be featured in an upcoming documentary, they
freaked out with joy. Just as I felt that my efforts were worth it,
some guy came up to me and started asking me a million questions about
the movie. I answered them patiently and then he says to me, ‘What do
you do for sex?’ I suppose that’s what you get for passing flyers out
on Hollywood Blvd.
And what’s new with the movie you may rightfully ask? We are in the
process of trying to edit the movie together and are hoping to have it
cut by October. I have gotten several emails asking me when the movie
will be done and when folks can buy a copy. Here’s the deal: When we
finish the movie, we will first take it around to film festivals.
After that, we’ll take it around to various TV outlets. Then, if
possible, we’ll make it available to the public on DVD. As you may
well imagine, given the independent nature of the production, it’s
extremely difficult to come up with any specific release dates. I want
to thank everyone for their interest in the flick and the website and
I’ll still be posting diary entries. This is just the last one from
the Spring GT Tour! Thanks again-I’ve had a blast! We’ll rap soon, I
promise.
Rock on,
Amyx
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